One of the worst things that can happen to any #coolteen is a parent finding their weed. But what’s even more horrifying is a parent making an entire vlog about it for their YouTube channel.
This dad introduces his video as any good vlogger might. “Hey Danny what’s up buddy, everybody there. I’m gonna give a shout out to Danny boy. He’s at school right now. He’s making daddy problems right now.”
Dad then pans to the washer, explaining he found the kid’s stash when washing clothes.
“If I find something I don’t like, I throw it away,” he says whilst revealing the canister of Danny’s favorite herb. “Just don’t let me find your shit in my house. Or this is gonna happen.”
Dad explains what “this” is by walking over to a toilet and flushing all of Danny’s weed (don’t worry it’s not much).
He should have just thrown it away or kept or for himself, because after he flushes the toilet one little nugget pops back up. Damn our American toilets with their low water pressure.
This only infuriates the dad more, who ends up flushing the toilet four more times to get rid of $5 of weed.
Is it a greater metaphor for the futility of fighting the legalization of marijuana? Probably not, but dad should get stronger toilets (and not flush things down a toilet that don’t belong in a toilet).